Traduções selvagens

Hoje descobri uma coisa linda. Houve quem viesse aqui ao 8ecoisa, mas não conhecendo o idioma mas entrevendo a enorme qualidade que estaria a perder, pediu a tradução ao google. Entre pérolas como "the garrafita already sings here" (a garrafita já cá canta) dei com esta posta que é bem mais cómica na tradução do que no português em que o escrevi. Qualquer semelhança com o original é pura coincidencia...

The lawyer, the dentist, loving of them and its woman

- You walk disappeared very.
- Therefore, I have walked entertained.
- You have new namorada is?
- Yes, a lawyer. She is not pretty, but she has other qualities that interest me very.
- I am contented. Then and the Clear one?
- Already it said to it that the things are not well between us.
- And that one another one of the Port?
- Also I continue to leave with it. She is funny that if satiated.
- Three namoradas are workmanship. It must give a trabalhão.
- A dentist also Has, amuses me.
- But never you get tired yourself of this?
- You know, to the end of a time you perceive that the people are all equal ones.
- Clearly, the people are same all equal ones. E with how many more floors more you feel sózinho. They are only special when in we get passionate them for them. I do not perceive as she is that you obtain to live thus.
- Nor I.